Top 5 Accounting Jokes
I’m sure many of you have been working very hard today. I thought it would be nice to provide you with a break from balancing books or sorting files to have a laugh. I searched around the internet for the best accounting jokes around and compiled a list of Top 5 Accounting Jokes. What better way to have fun then to laugh at ourselves.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor. |
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says. “Have you tried counting sheep?” inquires the doctor. “That’s the problem — I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.” |
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How does an accountant trash his/her hotel room? By refusing to fill in the Guest Comment Card. |
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Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear causal clothes to work. |
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An accountant is reading nursery rhymes to her young child. When she is finished, she answers her son’s question: “No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible — but I like your thinking.” |
Written by DSD Business Systems
